Pissing Match......Alert for Gay Reindeer
I am sorry, I need a laugh.
Please watch Pastor Steven Anderson of the Faithful Word Baptist Church explain the source of America's ills. Your laughter may be tempered by the knowledge that our government hands out actual dollars to these folks for social work. Faith-based Initiatives. Obama likes them, too.
Many thanks to Jesus' General. I would not mind if you cast a vote his way in the Weblog Awards.
Not to be outdone.....Pastor Anderson's assistant pastor, Matthew Stucky, explains why I hate Christmas.
I'm very impressed with Brother Stucky's blog. I don't think anyone has made a better case for Santa's reindeer being The Gay than he does, here:
Santa's queer reindeer:
Take a look at the names of the 8 reindeer.
Blitzen, Comet, Cupid, Dancer, Dasher, Donder, Prancer and Vixen.
The person who originally came up with these names probably did not have this intent. They probably originally had some of the reindeer as male & some as female. However, the animated movie that was made in 1964 had a different idea. In the movie all 8 of these reindeer were male reindeer. Take a look at those names again. Male reindeer named Dancer, Prancer, Vixen & Cupid?!?!?!
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I think from these names we know Vixen, Dancer, Prancer & Cupid are queer reindeer.
Let's go back to the story from the animated movie with Rudolph. Rudolph gets shy around girls & his nose turns red. As a result, the other reindeer won't let him play any reindeer games. That sounds sick, perverted & homosexual. Basically Rudolph like girls because he is straight & as a result they don't let him participate in their homosexual games.
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According to the Bible homosexuality should be punishable by death. I would be overjoyed if every single queer in the entire world died today. The Bible makes it clear they are reprobates who are past the point of salvation. The Bible also makes it clear they are rapists & very wicked people. They have no chance to get saved and no saved person could ever become a queer. Therefore, I would be overjoyed if they all died tonight & our government would actually follow what the Bible states. The death penalty should be enacted for the queers.
Wow, Brother Stucky! I know Jesus has you in his sights.
Please watch Pastor Steven Anderson of the Faithful Word Baptist Church explain the source of America's ills. Your laughter may be tempered by the knowledge that our government hands out actual dollars to these folks for social work. Faith-based Initiatives. Obama likes them, too.
Many thanks to Jesus' General. I would not mind if you cast a vote his way in the Weblog Awards.
Not to be outdone.....Pastor Anderson's assistant pastor, Matthew Stucky, explains why I hate Christmas.
I'm very impressed with Brother Stucky's blog. I don't think anyone has made a better case for Santa's reindeer being The Gay than he does, here:
Santa's queer reindeer:
Take a look at the names of the 8 reindeer.
Blitzen, Comet, Cupid, Dancer, Dasher, Donder, Prancer and Vixen.
The person who originally came up with these names probably did not have this intent. They probably originally had some of the reindeer as male & some as female. However, the animated movie that was made in 1964 had a different idea. In the movie all 8 of these reindeer were male reindeer. Take a look at those names again. Male reindeer named Dancer, Prancer, Vixen & Cupid?!?!?!
[...]
I think from these names we know Vixen, Dancer, Prancer & Cupid are queer reindeer.
Let's go back to the story from the animated movie with Rudolph. Rudolph gets shy around girls & his nose turns red. As a result, the other reindeer won't let him play any reindeer games. That sounds sick, perverted & homosexual. Basically Rudolph like girls because he is straight & as a result they don't let him participate in their homosexual games.
[...]
According to the Bible homosexuality should be punishable by death. I would be overjoyed if every single queer in the entire world died today. The Bible makes it clear they are reprobates who are past the point of salvation. The Bible also makes it clear they are rapists & very wicked people. They have no chance to get saved and no saved person could ever become a queer. Therefore, I would be overjoyed if they all died tonight & our government would actually follow what the Bible states. The death penalty should be enacted for the queers.
Wow, Brother Stucky! I know Jesus has you in his sights.
posted by Txacoli at 4:16 PM
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For informational purposes only: The legend of flying reinder comes from the Lapps. Apparently, during certain seasons, the Fly Agaric mushroom grows profusely on the tundra and the reindeer relish it. It is highly toxic and highly hallucinogenic but reindeer livers seem quite capable of filtering the toxins. The Lapps, somehow learned of this, and drank the urine of the reindeer which contained all the hallucinogenic properties and non of the toxic ones and caused the natives quite the 'flying ability' so....not only are Santa's reindeer gay, but they promote wanton drug abuse! LOL. Sex, drugs and...christmas music?
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